HALIFAX: PD Outbreak In Old Men Now

You saw the TV ads for it.

Oh yea, now it’s a PD outbreak at the Mall in Halifax…an old man penis cyst outbreak.

Now all them bums in Halifax got PD on their penis.

All it smells like at the Mall now is dirty old men with PD on their penis.

I mean, it’s not catchable to women but any girl I ever met says that PD is the grossest thing a man can get on their penis and won’t go near them.

Now we’ll run out of nurses in Halifax because women hate PD.