So when I say that, you bums in Halifax pissing everyone off with your stupid dog must be in love with everyone you meet, boy or girl…
Then no one must like you because of that and love is so foreign to you that you think a man wouldn’t trade his wife for a million dollars.
Then no one likes you because you are poor and live downtown, and everyone says that about you so you hump them with a rabid dog in sweat pants.
Then you think to yourself “everyone I see I am in love with because I never had a girlfriend in grade 11 and she changed her name to Balleri and works at a phone sex line, but I know they will love me back because they will think I don’t want money from them or a million dollars like in the movie Indecent Proposal.”
Yeah but Balleri never did go out with you did she?
That’s probaby why she ran away and worked there instead because you thought she was your date to the prom in Grade 11.
Yeah, but you never did get to go did you, but Balleri has all kinds of money from jerking off men on a 1-900 number.