Month: February 2025

You should hear that quiff I mentioned at the Mic Mac Mall going on about the Superbowel but he can’t count in two points.

Slandering MY page to the Food Court staff saying Jason Mackenzie (me the big penis victim here in the story) is taking the menopause doctor and Amy Lawerence on a trip to Jamica after the Superbowl.

Only three hours from Halifax.

See what I mean about the quiff.

The football team is at St. Mary’s but the menopause climic is at Dalhousie.

See.

You can’t even take it.

I mean, I said to the guy, the bum…

If they think I’m taking them on a trip because their big internet stars with their 3000 followers and I got a big penis why I go through all that for a date with a cheerleader standing there?

See, I told you he’s a bum and a quiff.

My point is down at Dal they’ll tell him at the psych lab he’s only familar with his poor surroundings with being a bum, that’s why he’s in love with the menopause doctor and thinks I’m taking her and Amy Lawerence to Jamica.

In reality, I just let the cheerleader hold my platimum credit card, or pre paid to the quiff what’s the difference, and then bang….

I’m there with no effort.

See, if I worked at the menopause clinic at Dal or “Comminity Services” , I throw that case out for being garbage, like the story from the quiff with nothing in it, and then he gets mad because I have a big penis and not scared of women at the menopause clinic.

Note, to Derek Jeter etc., down at ESPN…Amy Lawerence quit her job last night after the Superbowl now she’s probaby taking over your spot on pime time because her stats are a bigger draw than that batting average thing in the hall of fame stats book.

ps. I think she meant she fired you last night on her show…hopefully you guys on ESPN wern’t the ones calling her up on the show lying like last week.

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