RE: Food Court Gossip

You should hear that quiff I mentioned at the Mic Mac Mall going on about the Superbowel but he can’t count in two points.

Slandering MY page to the Food Court staff saying Jason Mackenzie (me the big penis victim here in the story) is taking the menopause doctor and Amy Lawerence on a trip to Jamica after the Superbowl.

Only three hours from Halifax.

See what I mean about the quiff.

The football team is at St. Mary’s but the menopause climic is at Dalhousie.

See.

You can’t even take it.

I mean, I said to the guy, the bum…

If they think I’m taking them on a trip because their big internet stars with their 3000 followers and I got a big penis why I go through all that for a date with a cheerleader standing there?

See, I told you he’s a bum and a quiff.

My point is down at Dal they’ll tell him at the psych lab he’s only familar with his poor surroundings with being a bum, that’s why he’s in love with the menopause doctor and thinks I’m taking her and Amy Lawerence to Jamica.

In reality, I just let the cheerleader hold my platimum credit card, or pre paid to the quiff what’s the difference, and then bang….

I’m there with no effort.

See, if I worked at the menopause clinic at Dal or “Comminity Services” , I throw that case out for being garbage, like the story from the quiff with nothing in it, and then he gets mad because I have a big penis and not scared of women at the menopause clinic.

Note, to Derek Jeter etc., down at ESPN…Amy Lawerence quit her job last night after the Superbowl now she’s probaby taking over your spot on pime time because her stats are a bigger draw than that batting average thing in the hall of fame stats book.

ps. I think she meant she fired you last night on her show…hopefully you guys on ESPN wern’t the ones calling her up on the show lying like last week.

Next file.

NEWS: Story Breaking In The News

So they’re all over there at the Mic Mac Mall squadding….

Just like always in Halifax….dead baby in the oven.

Every time here.

Like this…

They’re all down there bumming, hiding the garbage bags from the mall staff and litering garbage…

Now what you goy a dead kid in the garbage over there hiding it and carrying it around in a blizzard on Superbowl Sunday or what?

Maybe they they took the corpse to the mall before their friends came over for the Superbowl game.

Like I said before some man wife from some band people said wouldn’t leave the kitchen and always talked over people in the kitchen…they said he had a dead kid buried in the backyard.

Maybe the hobo living down there in Westphal Plaza knows where…the hobo lookout.